"Cookies are for people who don't have to wear bathing suits!"
My coworker said this to me the other day and I just about died laughing. Partly because it was funny, but also partly because I had a cookie in my mouth and almost choked to death.
Cookies are good in moderation. You know what I'm lying. Cookies are good when you can eat a row of them and don't give a damn about a caloric intake or transfat.
Hence why I don't wear bathings suits. Well that and I don't swim. Damn you cookies and all your delicious deviltry (madly shaking fist at the sky in a Florida Evans-type manner)!!!
